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From anvils to our Super Bug Spray, we have the product you need

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Anvil

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$1000

Great paper weight!
500 lbs!
Airdrop shipping parachute not included: DUCK!

Portable Holes

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$5000

Infinite depth!
Great party trick!
Likely won't destroy space-time continuum!

Boomerang

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$35

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Made with real organic materials
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